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This programme
contains some strong language

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I don't know if I'm hungry
or bored. I can't hear you, your head's outside.

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I said, I don't know
if I'm hungry or bored.

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Oh, right, yeah.

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Are you OK?

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Yeah. Just really need a wee
and I can't be bothered to go.

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Huh.

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It's all that milk.
Have your parents texted yet?

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HER SPEECH IS INAUDIBLE

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What?

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HER SPEECH IS MUFFLED

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Becky, if you wanna speak to me,
put your head inside the room.

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I said, how can I still be hungry
after all this shit we've eaten?

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All right, all right!

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How can a fridge just break?

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Has your fart gone yet?

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Yeah, just about.

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That was a real stinker.

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It's what happens when you
eat a whole block of Cheddar.

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How much ham do you reckon I can fit
into my mouth? Put that down.

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I'm trying to see
if it's actually shatterproof.

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Of course, it is, I've had it
since I was four. Put it down!

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I hate Sundays.

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For fuck's sake.

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Did I tell you about the girl
with no hole?

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What? We had this girl at school
who didn't have a hole.

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What does that even mean?

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Do you want another choc ice?
No. I'll be sick.

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So, all right, so what,
did this girl have a dick? No.

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She had a clitoris

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and a piss hole and a bum hole,
but she didn't have a hole hole.

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Oh, my God.

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She went to hospital

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and they dug one out for her. Dug?!

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Are you nervous?

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No, of course not,
I don't get nervous.

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My Dad's going bowling,

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Mum and Laura are doing wedding
things, so they won't stay long.

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Just thought if you need your
fridge fixed, it'd be nice for you to meet them.

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Becks, honestly, it's fine.

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I'm a people person.

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No, you're not. Yes, I am.

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Just worried
they'll compare me to Lee.

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You're a million times better
than Lee.

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He used to
take me to garden centres.

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He made us watch the news.

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OK, then.

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Do you reckon anything's
truly shatterproof?

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Yeah, of course it is. They
wouldn't say it's shatterproof if it wasn't shatterproof. Put it down!

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Five choc ices in one morning.

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You're incredible.

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Fuck off.

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So how did this girl piss, then?

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I told you, she had a piss hole.

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If you had to give up either your
piss hole, your bum hole or your hole hole, which would it be?

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That was a new low.

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FOOTSTEPS OUTSIDE

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It's Dan, let's get him in.

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Oh, are you that bored? I'm tidying.

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We'll give him a choc ice.

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Dan, great to see you.
Why don't you come in?

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I was actually just headed upstairs.

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Don't be silly. We've got choc ices.

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Erm, this is Paris.

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She's my, erm, girlfriend.

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Hi. Hello.

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Hi.

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Sorry, I assumed
you weren't together. We're just headed upstairs.

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Right.

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It's nice to meet you. Thanks.

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Sorry, I didn't...
I didn't catch your name. Paris.

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Paris? Paris.

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Choc ice?

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Yes, please.

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And one for Paris.

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The fridge broke. I'm trying
to eat 'em before they melt.

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Yeah, Becky's Dad's
coming over to fix it. OK.

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How did you two meet?
Yeah, funny really, erm,

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our eyes met across a bar,
wasn't it, love?

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Er, we got chatting for ages,
about the EU.

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Sort of went from there. The EU?

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Yeah.

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Do you feel strongly about the EU?
Oh, don't get her started!

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We'd better be off.
Right. Lots to do.

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Nice to meet you, Paris. OK.

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Have a nice afternoon. We will. Bye.

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BOTH: Bye!

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Oh, my God. What was that?

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Oh, my God!

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MOBILE RINGS

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Well, do you think,
do you think she's a hooker? Dunno.

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All right, Mum?

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You'll never guess what Dan's... Do
you really think she's a prostitute?

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Well, her skirt was far too short
for her age.

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Argh!

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Ah!

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Oh.

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Oh.

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TEXT ALERT TONE

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What?

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What?

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Oh, my God, what's happened?

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Steve?

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Tell me what's wrong?

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My uncle.

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My Uncle Pierce died.

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Oh, Steve, I'm so sorry.

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How did he die?

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Or don't you wanna talk about it?

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He died in his sleep.

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Oh, God. That's awful.

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Just went to bed last night
and he didn't wake up.

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God, that's terrible. Yeah.

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HE SIGHS

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I didn't know
you had an Uncle Pierce.

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He was my great uncle -
my Nan's brother.

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Oh, right.

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He was 96.

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Oh, I see.

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I thought you meant a real uncle.

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Well, he was a real uncle.

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No, like an actual uncle.

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He was an actual uncle.

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No, I know, but you know
what I mean - a proper uncle.

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Your Mum or your Dad's brother -
a middle-aged one.

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Why are you being like this?
I'm not being like anything.

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Good.

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I mean you've never even mentioned
an Uncle Pierce.

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Becky!

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He fought in the war. So?

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I bet
you don't even know which war.

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Why are you being like this?

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My mum's really upset.

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Course she is, poor thing,
he was her actual uncle.

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Now hurry up and do your wee.

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My parents just texted,
they're nearly here.

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Oh, fuck! Well, I can't, I can't
meet 'em like this, I'm in mourning.

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You'll be fine,
you're a people person.

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SHE SNIGGERS

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Go and do your wee.

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I don't want my parents
smelling your stinky piss.

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It doesn't stink.

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It stinks of Sugar Puffs.

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He fought in the war.
He fought in one of the wars.

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I hope you're collecting
the clippings. Course, I am. Good.

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Fed up finding
your toenails everywhere.

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(Oh, fuck.)

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So, er, when did you last see
your Uncle Pierce? Just shut up and put that plate away.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Cos you never mentioned him
in the seven months I've known you.

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Oh, Becky, please. Just keep them
at the door, I'm getting changed.

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Hi. Hi.
Hello, you all right, Mum?

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Hi, Sis. Hi, Dad.
You all right, love?

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You all right? Yeah.

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This is Steve. Hello.

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Nice to meet you. I'm Jill.

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Hi Jill, it's nice to meet you.
I'm Steve. Oh.

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Hello, Steve, mate. Nigel.
Hi, Nigel, it's nice to meet you.

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Heard a lot about you -
none of it good.

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Thanks for coming to
fix the fridge, it's, er...

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Ooh, you've got a big tool box.
Ooh-er.

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Can I take it for you? OK.

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So you found the flat
all right, then? Yes.

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Yeah, past all the drug dealers
and hoodies, Steve. Yeah.

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Yeah, that's right.

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No, but seriously, actually it
can get quite rough round here.

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Last week we had a rape, at
knife-point. It was a nasty business.

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Think I could hear her screaming.

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But it could have been a fox.

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Shall we go through?
Yeah, I think so.

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Can I get anyone a drink? Jill?

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Can I have a cup of tea, Steve? No.

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Yeah, course you can.
White, no sugar, please.

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Well, that's funny.
That's how I take it.

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Nigel? I'm fine, thanks, Steve.

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I didn't ask if you was fine,
I asked if you wanted a drink.

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Yeah, I'm all right, thanks, Steve.

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Sure? Yeah, absolutely.

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Sure you're sure? Sure I'm sure.

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Sure you're sure you're sure?

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Steve's just had a piece
of bad news.

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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, Steve.
Yeah.

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His Nan's...
My uncle sadly just passed away.

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I'm very sorry to hear that, Steve.

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Thank you, Nigel. Yeah.

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He actually died in his sleep.

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How old was he? He was 96.

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Oh... Right.

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So, he wasn't actually your...
He was his Nan's brother.

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Oh. Yeah.

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OK.

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Uh huh.

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I'll get that drink.

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Is it OK to sit here?

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Yeah, of course.

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There are toenails on it.

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Oh, sorry.

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Steve's.

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Does anyone want a yoghurt?

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They were going off,
so I bought 20.

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I think we're fine, thanks, Steve.

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Jill? No, thanks, Steve.

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I think we're fine. Nigel?

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No. Are you sure you're sure? Yeah.

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We don't want any yoghurt,
thanks, Steve.

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Everyone sure they don't want
a yoghurt? Yes.

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Sure you're sure?

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Yes! Yeah. Yes.

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OK.

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Better see if he needs a hand.

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Thought I'd, er... Thanks.

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How am I doing?

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Yeah. All right.

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Well, what do you mean, "all right"?
You're being a bit over friendly.

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No, I'm not.

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I'm being friendly.

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You offered them 20
out-of-date yoghurts.

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You went on about a rape.

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Oh, don't, Oh, all right,
well just...just leave me alone.

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Doing better than Lee, though,
ain't I? Stop worrying about Lee.

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Just be yourself.
How am I supposed to do that?

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I'll have a look at that fridge now,
shall I?

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Ah, Nigel. It's the hero of the hour.

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I'll take these through to Mum.

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Right.

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Thanks, Becks.

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Coming home tonight?
No, I'll stay here.

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Are you sure?

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Yeah. OK.

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Steve seems nice.

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Yeah.

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I think he's a bit nervous.

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Yeah...
He doesn't mean anything bad by it.

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Er, well, let me know if you need
a hand, Nigel. Yeah, will do, Lee.

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Steve. Steve.

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Sorry, Steve.

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You look like him. Right.

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Don't worry.

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So I hear you're going bowling
this afternoon, Nigel?

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Yeah, we're in a league.
Brilliant.

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Yeah, we meet up every Sunday
and book a lane for the day and practise all afternoon,

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play a match in the evening,
have a few beers.

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That sounds fantastic, Nig.

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Nigel.

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Nigel. So what is it,
like friends from work or..?

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Normally it's me, Lee,
Lee's dad, who's also called Lee,

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Arnold, who runs the scouts -
used to be Lee's akela.

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Did he? But since
Lee's been in Afghanistan, his cousin Mick's been coming down.

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What's he doing in Afghanistan?

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Fighting the Taliban.

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OK.

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So, see my uncle who, er, who died.
He actually fought in the war. Your nan's brother?

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Yeah, my...my uncle. Nan's brother.

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This is the section on veils.

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Oh, that's nice.

256
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:51,160
I think Laura would look lovely
in a veil.

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Just something to, you know...

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00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,320
Yeah. Not hide her face, but...

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I know what you mean. Yeah.

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So how was...how was Homebase?

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Did you get anything? Yeah.

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Yeah, it was good, actually.

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You know much about tiling a floor?

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Er... No.

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Oh, OK.

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It's, erm, it's...it's,

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it's nice we have actually got
this moment together, Nigel, cos I,

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I wanted to have a word with you
about, well, about Rebecca and my...

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Well, my feelings for her
She's, erm...

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Well, she's...

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She's a really special person,
as I mean I'm sure you know.

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Oh, you stupid fuck. Sorry?

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You silly fucking sod. Er...OK.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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You're a silly fucking idiot,
aren't you? Yep.

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There's nothing wrong with
the fridge. You just turned the thermostat down. The what?

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You know what a thermostat is?

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Er, yeah, course. Mm.

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My mum's got one on her wall.

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There's nothing wrong
with the fridge,

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you just turned the thermostat down,
you twat. Total fucking pillock.

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NIGEL LAUGHS

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How's it going? Hello, love.

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Hey, Laura, it's great to see you.
Careful, I'm wearing a brooch.

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Oh, sorry, it's just...
it's just great to see you. Wow, you look amazing.

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It's nice of you to notice,
for once. Are you OK?

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00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:32,480
Yeah, yeah, great. We're getting
on like a house on fire. How's the fridge?

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You want to tell them? Erm, well,
er, well, there was a problem with

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the thermostat, but, er, Nigel
flew to the rescue and fixed it.

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Ah, good. Well done, love.
Well done, Dad.

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"Problem with the thermostat"? Yeah!

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Anyone want a chip? I made them
especially, after the fridge broke. Didn't break.

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Stopped working. I won't,
thank you, Steve, we're about to go to a wedding shop, so...

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Oh, I love weddings!

295
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,600
I love 'em. I can't wait.
Are you taking the piss?

296
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,280
No, no, I actually...
actually can't wait.

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I was saying
to Rebecca earlier, weren't I?

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I think it's going to be the
highlight of the year.

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Well, Steve, we haven't finalised
the invitations, as of yet.

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OK.

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But he'll be invited?
I'm a bridesmaid.

302
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,880
Well, no, sshh. It doesn't matter.

303
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,320
There are limited places, mate,
I mean...

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You've only been going out
seven months. It's costing us over 20 quid a head.

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00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:33,680
That's, er...
That's fine, that's fine.

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I com...completely understand.

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00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:41,520
I don't, I... Thank you. I don't
mind, I don't mind paying for myself, if it's a, if it's a problem.

308
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:48,440
Shall we move into the bedroom,
rather than being all scrunched up in here?

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Oh, I've got a lovely wedding
magazine for you, Laura.

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Oh, thanks, Mum. It's got
all the latest trends in it.

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Veils are very fashionable
this year.

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I don't want a veil, Mum,
I want everyone to see my face.

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We should get going. The shops shut
at four - only gives us three hours.

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00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,080
You said it was shatterproof.

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00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:31,640
There's no such thing as
completely shatterproof, otherwise they'd make planes out of it.

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MUFFLED NOISES AND BUMPING

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Ooh, that'll be Dan.
He lives upstairs.

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He's a funny one, isn't he, Beck,
er, Rebecca?

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Yeah, he's an odd one.

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I mean, I shouldn't be mean,
but he came round today with a...with a new girlfriend.

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Strange lady. They made a
funny pair, didn't they? Very odd.

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Mmm.

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Mayo?

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MUFFLED NOISES AND BUMPING

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00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,320
You'll have a chip, won't you, Nigel?

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00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:16,720
I'm all right. Sure? Sure I'm sure.

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MUFFLED YELLING AND BUMPING

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FROM ABOVE: Yes! Yes! Yes!

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00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,720
Well, er...

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That was awkward.

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ALL CHUCKLE

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Oh, God!

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BUMPING ABOVE RESTARTS

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00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:02,000
It's a...it's a lovely day,
isn't it, Jill?

335
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,880
Yes. Spring's in the air. Yeah.

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00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,800
And evenings are getting lighter.

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RUMPUS ABOVE CONTINUES

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00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,120
It was a bit cold yesterday,
though, Laura?

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00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,880
It was a bit chilly, yes, Steve.

340
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,680
You just...you don't know
what to do, do you?

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00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:19,320
Do you? "Do I take a jumper? Do I
not take a jumper?" Yes, exactly.

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RUMPUS ABOVE CONTINUES

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I'm thinking of becoming
a Community Support Officer.

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Are you?

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00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:32,240
Are you, Steve?

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00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:36,200
Yep. Just to give
something back, you know.

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Or I'm going to mentor
a troubled teenager.

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OK.

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Or donate my bone marrow.

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RUMPUS FROM ABOVE GETS LOUDER

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Feel sorry for the poor sod
who gets your bone marrow.

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LAURA GUFFAWS

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00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:02,080
Dad. Nigel.

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00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:07,280
I feel sorry for him, as well.
Come on, then, let's get going.

355
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:12,600
His bone marrow's probably
as useless as the rest of him. But there's no need to point it out.

356
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:16,600
Maybe you should get going.
Yes, I think that's a good idea.

357
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,960
Oh, already?
No, we've only just started.

358
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,800
Well, some of us have got
weddings to plan. Right, well, er...

359
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:28,440
Well, er, thanks for fixing
the fridge. Didn't need fixing.

360
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:30,400
Yeah, it...
Yeah, he's just being modest.

361
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,120
Well, it was, erm,

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00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:35,360
it was lovely to meet you both.

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00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:39,040
So I'll see you in the week?
I'll be staying at home Wednesday, I think.

364
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,920
Steve's seeing his Mum. Hey, Steve.

365
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,000
Ooh - people. Hello, everyone.

366
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,760
Er, this is Dan.
I'm Steve's friend from upstairs.

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00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,040
It's a neighbour.
Nice to meet you.

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00:25:56,120 --> 00:26:02,160
Er, this is, erm, my, erm, friend,
Paris.

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00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,360
We were just, er,
going to the cash point. OK.

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00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,320
I'll explain later. OK Dan, see you.

371
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,480
Well, it was really nice
to meet you both.

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00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:22,720
Good luck with the job search,
Steve. Yeah. And let us know if we can help.

373
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,760
We have a family friend
that's in the army, don't we? Yeah.

374
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:29,640
He's in Afghanistan
at the moment. They're always looking for new recruits.

375
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:34,000
Oh, great, thanks, Jill.
Wow, wow, wow, much appreciated.

376
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,760
Nice to meet you, Steve.
It's nice to meet you, too, Nigel.

377
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:43,720
You know what? We should
do this again sometime, now that I'm part of the family.

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00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:50,320
Bye, then. Bye.

379
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,760
Tara. Call you in the week.
See you later.

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00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,960
Bye. Bye.

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00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,480
Bye. Bye! Bye!

382
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:04,080
Bye. Bye! Bye.

383
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,120
See ya.

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00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,640
Well... That was a success.

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00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,360
Not a people person, am I?

386
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:22,440
No! Course not.

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Fuck!!

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